Drunk
I showed up at my job drunk. When the manager said how you doing. I just cussed his ass out.
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Wrong Place Wrong Time
I was working at a little family owned grocery store. It was my time to get off of work and i was waiting for my ride to get there. I was sitting behind the store waiting and the owner comes walking out the back door. I thought it was one of my friends i was going to stop them and talk to them so i proceeded to walk over to the door. There was two gallons of milk and two boxes of cereal sitting behind the store. I am a lactose keep this in mind. Well the owner started flipping out on me saying i was fired and that he didnt want to see me ever again. So that was that...wrong place at the wrong time. but the kid that did steal the stuff was fired two weeks after that for stealing cigarettes.
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Bakery Slap
i was working at the local bakers in sutton then one day a women came in and said 'want your buns' so i just stood there and said 'i beg your pardon' 'i want you buns' she repeated i walked around the counter, slaped her and THEN i found out that she was German
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the bosses wife
i was at home wagging work getting on with the bosses wife until ma boss rang up and ask me why i wasnt at work i told him that i was at the doctors getn a check up on my body then he heard a scream and he ask hu was that screaming i said its the doctor she took a look at my body and was very happy at what she saw the boss heard his wife say who's that opn the phone i said its a brother from another mother she said oh is he hot! i said nah he ugly he just looks like your husband hu gregory the boss said thats ma name what the @#$!% are you doing with ma wife i said boss you have just been punkd he said you have just been fired you get the letters F-I-R-E-D Fired! see ya boss
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stonner
i turned up to a stripper bar stoned as a ma fucker i seen the boss there so i ask her if i could get her a drink she said yes what a lovely man i said i know its in ma dna she laughed and said you can go and meet the strippers after the show if you want i said thanks can i get your number sh said sure here it is 0212152??? i said can i come to your house for a good night she said yes i said can one of the strippers come of course so on we went to her house when we get to her house she starts to strip i say oh yeah then we go up stairs for a great time when we were finnished her husband turned up i tried to hide but he found me and it was ma boss from work and i was like oh shit catch you up the next day when i turn up at work the boss was not there when i got there so i just got down ta business in the back then as i got up the boss said i'll like to see you in ma office please i go all shit this can't be good so when i get in there he says you have been fired im like no i have just been f#@!$% your wife it was nice aswell so he told me pack ma stuff up so i said does that include your wife he just said get owt now! so i did and thats how i got fired... tH!$ @!NT TR{}E
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Clash of Personalities
I was working in an office, it was only small being myself, the senior office girl, the boss, the manager and one labourer. The Senior office girl and i didn't hit it off at all, she was constantly finding ways to put me down and make my days miserable. I had been there a month when one day i had worked very hard to put the filing system in order and gone to do another job, and when i returned there were files all over the place and she told me to put them back. I know she was the senior but that just made me see red and i told her to stuff it. The boss came out and told us both to go out to lunch and i stormed out and went home without telling them. They fired me the next day and i don't regret it.
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Fried Day
I was working at Popeyes when I was fired. I was high when the manager pointed to the freezer and told me to take out the boxes. I took out half of the boxes before I was fired for throwing away five boxes of chicken.
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Boy Toy Photos
I hated my boss and my boss hated me. She was extremely slutty and I had heard from one of my co-workers that she was going to fire me. She had been seeing this guy at work and then going home to see her husband. I though "What a great way not to get fired!" So I snapped some pictures of her and her BOY-TOY and told her that If I got fired, I'd make sure that her whole family saw the pictures. too bad I left the camera where she could get it. She did get it, then disposed of it, and finally fired me.
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too hungover
Well, I had partied alot, and i already had another job, so i wasn't too worried about it. well, i was soooo hungover that on my 3rd day of work, i called in, and resulting in me getting fired immediately after saying i wasn't coming in.
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No Clothes No Job
I live in a small country town. I've lived here for about two years. I am originally from a much bigger city. As such, my BIG CITY personality never really fit in with this small town country living. I made the mistake one day of mentioning that my family and I were practicing nudists. My boss instantly got offended and called my husband a pervert and said we were disgusting and that I should turn him in to Social Services. For the next two weeks, the office environment was very tense and unpleasant. My boss would make little snide comments that I know were directed at me for what I had shared previously. On the day I got fired, my boss made up some stupid excuse about me not doing my job or rather trying to do her job. I asked her if she was firing me. She asked me if I wanted to be fired. She went down the hall and talked to the president of the company and came back about 5 minutes later and said I was fired. I had had no previous disciplinary action or any writes up of any kind. I had received two significant raises in the 1 and a half years I was there. I and everyone else knows it was related to my slip about my family being nudists.
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never judge a book by it's cover...
I was working at a clothing store and had known the manager from recent years shopping there, about 3 weeks into the job I came to work and another worker told me that they fired the manager and hired someone else, we were told the new manager was friends with someone high up in the company and they only hired the old manager to get their friend hired, so half the employees quit because they really liked the old manager, I figured that I would stay on to see if I liked the manager enough to stay, a couple days later a customer asked me where the old manager was, I told her that they got rid of her to hire their friend and that most of the staff quit because they thought she was a b****, she said that she liked the other manager and I said that I liked her better then this manager any day, well come to find out the customer that I was talking to was a secret shopper trying to see what we thought of the switch in managment and she was friends with the new manager, so needless to say the next day halfway through my shift the manager came in and told me the whole story about how I was talking to a secret shopper and fired me, turns out that they fired all of the employees that didn't quit within a couple weeks, we think that they had that planned all along so they could staff the store with all their friends, just goes to show be careful who you confide in... ans never judge a book by it's cover.
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Down Syndrome
I worked at Outback Steakhouse, And there was this man with down syndrome that worked in the back. All he did was rolled silverware. He wasn't the Smartest kid as you know, and i told him to act like a bear. He proceded on going around grabbing girls chests. And squeezing while roaring. The manager asked him what he was doing and he said acting like a bear. Needless to say i got fired the next week when the girls told him i told him to act like a bear. haha
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hot dog boo boo
I was fired from agas station. The write up said the reoson was: did not cut onions or take hot dags out of the freezer.
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