Fruit that Gets You Fired
My brother used to work for a supermarket. On his first day of the job he decided he was a bit hungry so he grabbed a peach. Throughout the day he kept eating fruit from the store until his boss caught him. When asked where the fruit came from he replied 'the shop'. He was never rostered again from that day onwards.
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Kitty Litter
I was working in a little Amusement Park in Melrose Park, IL. At the time, I was 16, with my first job ever. I came to work on time, did everything I could possibly do, and even stay late after work to help out. One day I was talking to a couple of my friends at lunch, and I didn't realize that my boss came in. We were discussing what we thought of working at the amusement park. Clueless as I was about my bosses presence, I got up, and said that Kiddie Land should be named Kitty Litter because the place is a dump and BEEP BEEP BEEP. Everyone froze, and I slowly turned around to face my boss who was completely furious! And thats how I got fired. :)
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Working Pregnant Hungry Woman
My night started when i had gone to get a sub to take into lunch, because as everyone knows a pregnant woman needs her food, and had put it in the lunchroom fridge. I started working and when my first break came up i kept telling everyone that i oculdnt wait to eat my sub. When i got to the break room there was my manager eating my sub that had my name on the wrapper. I screamed out cursing every word known to man and threw a box filled with disposable silverware at her head. She then told me to leave and I got a call that morning from the store manager that I was fired. I went in a again that night and told my manager that you do not mess with a pregnant womans food.
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what the
one day i walk into work and their is a stack of papers on my deak that says that i am fired and that i dont need to go to work anymore so then instead of the boss being their he took of early to go toa meeting so i thought that he didnt want me to work their anymore and so i go home the next day i get a call and it's my boss talking about how i am fired and that i don't need to come into work tommorow and i was like what the
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customer is always right
i worked for jcpenney in the catalog department. i worked there for about 2 weeks before the "big day". my job was to handle customer returns, customer catalog orders, payments, gift wrapping, and miscellaneous duties. it was a very very busy time of year. i handled many customer complaints that day. it seemed like never ending. one customer came to the counter. looked about 65 yrs old, female, reality, she was probably 47, she barely reached 4 and 1/2 feet high. she looked very red in the face from waiting soo long in line. before i could say "good afternoon ma'am how can i help you?" she threw her credit card at me. it hit me in the face. she started to yell at me. i could barely understand her complaint. i asked her politely to "speak slowly and calmly" so i can help her." she was very impatient. she repeated slower but sarcasticlly. i was started to get frustrated. all the other CS employees were busy with other customers the manager was on the phone. i was running out of ways to try to calm this lady down so i could help her. she then slammed her arms on the counter and stretched her arm in my face as if she was going to point my eye out. i got a little upset and said a little loudly, "Ma'am could you stop being so B****y" . the lady didn't appreciate what was said to her and asked for the store manager. i told her i would take her to him. the customer service manager must have heard us because she took over. well, after she finished she left the counter. i guess the lady went to the manager. because i was called to the office. apparently, the lady was crying to the manager. she couldn't believe that i said that to her." i tried to explain myself. they said"customer is always right". so they fired me. i told them 5.00 and hour wasn't worth the hassle and i told them i quit. i never been back to jcpenney. and it has been 7 years since the incident.
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sex with the bosses wife
to make a long story short im a chick and i slept with my managers wife in the back room at the restauraunt i worked at. funny thing is shes a youth minister! he caught us and i got fired.
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messing up
I was just taking the trash outside and my wife came out throwing a rage and yelled "I am so sick of you doing the laundry wrong,maybe if I get you fired you will pay more attention to the family."So she destroyed my one week presentation speech that I needed tomorrow.I go in the office the next day and my boss goes crazy"Where is the speech we need for the presentation today."I said"I lost it."He told me"your fired because we need that speech."So now I'm here looking for a job. that is my story.
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Party balloons
My brother worked at Burger King when he was a teenager. One night he and a friend were blowing up helium balloons for a birthday party. They thought it would be a good idea to test the helium on themselves. They started sucking the helium out of the tank and talking like crazed chipmunks. The boss walked in and fired them both.
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Fired half hour before work
I got this job with a Temp. company at a Bank. I was told it was a Temp to Perm job, meaning I was gonna be there a while. I was replacing this girl that moved. I was there a week, when the following monday, I got a phone call saying that she was back from vacation and I didn't have to come in. THEY CALLED ME A HALF HOUR BEFORE I WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP! Lucky I had not left yet. I was about too. Life sucks!People lie!
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stole money
my friend stole $350 from her till at a supermarket. they didnt find out for a while and when they did she was fired. she hasnt managed to get another job....we live in a small town
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drunk
woke up and started getting drunk. I could'nt be late anymore so i had to go to work drunk
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Expelled
School is more then a job. So when you get expelled, its pretty freakin sweet. Ok, my friend John must be retarded. He was a senior at my school until he took a senior prank a little too far. Our school has a magnificent library; very spacious, and peaceful, and the proctors of this library like to keep the peace. John and his friends have one goal in life; to disturb this peace. So this kid John, he's a pretty crazy kid. He decides it'd be funny to steal a bunch of chickens from a farm near his house, and let them into the library's secretive back door. Now chickens are elusive animals. I've been in a 10ft by 10ft pen with a chicken, and never caught it. Imagine 7 chickens with an entire library to roam. Not going to lie, I peed my pants laughing. The school had to call animal control to come and get the chickens. John was put in front of the school's judiciary committee, and unanimously expelled.
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wal-mart
I was at a party befor work somoene gave me acid, later at work i began to trip and rearranged almost everything in wal-mart well I got fired.
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