Bakery Slap
i was working at the local bakers in sutton then one day a women came in and said 'want your buns' so i just stood there and said 'i beg your pardon' 'i want you buns' she repeated i walked around the counter, slaped her and THEN i found out that she was German
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Drunk
I showed up at my job drunk. When the manager said how you doing. I just cussed his ass out.
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window shoper
well i worked at a local store called kcl deli and i had to bring my niece to work with me well she was thristy and so i paid for a soda out of my money and my boss said that i was giving her free things althrough he seen me take money out of my pocket and put it in to the cash machine he fired me on the spot.
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Im not a Druggy I swear!!
I worked at a grocery store called Krogers, maybe you have heard of it. Well I worked stock with a couple of my friends, so we always goofed off on the job. Well one day I had the bright idea of using the load speaker in the store....I made some moaning noises and proceeded to page a Mr.Beats me off. Long story short my buddies snitched on me....and i was fired that day.It was so worth it though :)
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We trust you, you're just stupid.
I was fired from a small town retail position for losing 399.85 from my till. I was told that although my integrity was not in question, that i was incompetent and that stupidity was expensive. Whoops, shouldnt have had that joint before work... now im a student and only answer to my report cards ( they dont mind if im stupid, as long as i pass)
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Your Fired
I got fired because I missed 4 days of
work.Then he said your fired. After that
I pushed him flat on his back.
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Bad Timing
I was working at a tanning salon for my first job when i was 16. I was one of the girls with a terrible attitude for people who came in past 7:30 since it was last call for tanning, and it held me back from closing and leaving the dreadful place. 7:45 and 4 people were waiting to tan so i started vacuuming. The customers told my manager i was being rude. My manager told me if i apoligized i could come back. I said screw that, im never wrong.
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dropped my stash
I got fired when a joint fell out of my coat pocket when I pulled my glove out. The manager saw and she said drugs were against company policy. I told her someone musta put it in my pocket but she didnt believe me and said your fired. Stupid.
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Once apon a time in Mcdonalds
On day I arrived at my place of work which was mcdonalds at the time nd i was poping some fries into the frying pan when suddenly the mayo fell in the fryer! And i had to clean it up i cleaned it but most have forgot the lid for the mayo a customer recived fries with a lid init and threated to take us to court after the manager had a long chat with the customer she agreed not to take it any further. The manager then chucked a burger at me and said I was fired!!!!
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How My Poor Co-Worker Got Fired from Disneyland
When I was a kid, we all talked about working at Disneyland. Riding the rides, getting free Mouse Ears, but most of all hanging around with professional Cinderellas and Donald Ducks. What could be better. Dream came true when I was hired to be the Monday through Wednesday
Nala (that's Simba's girlfriend from The Lion King). It was awesome. We walked around in puffy plush costumes, handed out balloons, rode rides, etc. After a month, the perks wore off. It was hot. Like pass out in the road face down hot. The main rule Disneyland characters must face is: there is no "breaking the wall" meaning you couldn't take off your head or costume pieces unless you were in complete privacy. NO MATTER WHAT. This made for extremely uncomfortable situations which included wearing urine collectors and stuffing water bottles into the heads of our costumes. We were required to ride some of the rides with children for an advertisement they were shooting one day in August. My co-worker (Jafar from Aladdin) boarded the Bobsled coaster with one particularly cheery chubby boy who had spent the past hour gorging himself on hot dogs and Mexican churros. As they started the ride, I noticed the boy was not looking so well. Sure enough, as they turned a sharp corner, the kid puked his guts out all over the expensive plush of Jafar's regal outfit. One look was all it took for my friend to suddenly gush his own vomit flow. It was too much for the poor guy to contain. All threw the ride, you could spot and hear the all too familiar gagging of a grown man emptying his stomach's contents all over himself. We felt bad for the guy. He threw up so much it began to leak out of his headgear down the front and sides of his costume. When the ride ended, the cameras continued rolling a live feed on a green and red puke saturated Jafar and crying ten year old. Jafar then took off his head whilst gasping for air screaming, "My head was swimming in my own vomit" in between glugs of barf. He heaved and threw up all over the ride and his costume. Our manager was furious. He not only was fired, but had to pay a hundred dollars in dry cleaning for the expensive costume. I myself quit shortly after.
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bathroom sorrows
i did two double shifts at another job and then went to work at the northern which is a pub, i was trying to function of just two hours sleep and i thought i was doing ok until iwas told to go and clean the bathroom, to my suprise i was rudely awaken by my boss banging on the door he looked at me with these scarey eyes and said he had been looking for me for hours and that i was fired...i still think about his big red face..
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no justice
i was fired for stealing something that i didnt take i think the manager was just threatened by me
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Fried Day
I was working at Popeyes when I was fired. I was high when the manager pointed to the freezer and told me to take out the boxes. I took out half of the boxes before I was fired for throwing away five boxes of chicken.
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