my worst dream ever
i was coming up the elevator like every other day with 10 people crammed into it and then suddenly i had this crazy idea that life wouldnt be worth living if i didnt do somethin crazy very quick so what i did was i pressed the emergency stop and alarm bell on the elevartor. i later found out that our companys biggest client ever was in the elevator and i had just lost the company 600 million dollars!!!! so thats how i got fired.
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Stupid Bos
Yeah, he haf fired me now.
I was fired because of his nasty picture that he has hidden in his computer and get opened by me.
After that, I told some of my friends to see.
But, the unlucky was come. After all of us was gathered, he suddenly come to the room.
Yeah, he was so angry and ask whos has shown the pictures.
And they said that it was me.
What a stupid bos
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Fired with a happy ending
I was doing stock and came across a magazine with halle berry on the cover looking super hot and I immediately proceeded to the janitors closet. While in the closet I began to pleasure myself but forgot to shut the door. Long story short my boss was standing there as I finished and turned around. He fired me and couldn't stop laughing his ass off.
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bleach
I bleached my bosses uniform
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fried bananas
i was working at sonic on day and i got tired of frying the same old things every day. so i seen the boss cutting up a banana for a drink someone ordered. so i asked her if i could buy one because i was hungry. so she yes but i would have to eat in the back of the store. so i was looking at the banana and looking around the corner to see if the boss was coming. she wasnt. but by the time i stuck the banana in the fryer she walked around the corner. She fired me for 2 reasons. 1 for lying to her about eating the banana. 2. for contaminating the fryer. I got fired for frying bananas
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Newspapers or Burgers
My brother, best friend, and I all decided to work for the local newspaper company by going door to door selling them. It had been a long week and my best friend "Re Re" has a attitude out of this world and when she is mad about something lets the whole world know. We all ride in the van to different sub divisions and apartment complexes and at the end of the day they take us home. Well at the end of this paticular day Re Re decided to let everyone know how she hates the job and how people keep slamming the door in her face. So the boss asks her if she knows if McDonalds was hiring, she said that her cousin worked there and that she would ask her. The boss then yelled "Well you need to do that, cause your'e FIRED!" I have never heard silence that sharp before in my life! My brother and I burst out into laughter! Re Re is my best friend, but I gotta give it to the boss.
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skirt
The reason i was fired from work was because i wore a skirt to work.
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Coma
I worked at an office that was always dead. The phones never rang or anything so one day I decided to lounge back in my chair and take a nap. Well, the phones rang and I didn't answer. So, my boss showed up finding me sleeping on the floor. (I guess I moved there while I was sleeping). My boss woke me up and asked what happened. I told him that I fainted. So, I went up to the hospital and stayed there for 3 days while they ran tests. Only to find my story was a lie. Needless to say I got fired.
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The dumb reason I got fired from work
I got fired from work because I stayed home one day when I was so called not eligeble. My boss is the most ingnerent most evil redneck person on Earth and I mean that!
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cup of coffee
I was working in huge company , when i the boss kicked my ass ( fired me )
he asked me to make for him , cup of coffee , after i did that , i took the cup and i enter his office , he told to come close give it to him , he was sitting in his chair, when he was taking it from me , , the whole cup spilled directly to his balls !! ha
i couldn`t hold myself , i giggled ,
n he shouted at me , GET OUTTA HERE NOW !!!! AND DON`t SHOW ME UR FACE AGAIN ... HEEEHHEEE , i wonder if his balls gone !!!
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drunk
i came to work drunk as can be..tripping over things falling...my boss came up to me and was like walk in a straight line of course i fell over and he was like get ur stuff and dont come back ur fired...
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wrong parking spot
I was let go on account I parked in the wrong spot and not where my asshole of a boss wanted me to park.He yelled at me in front customers and staff and made me feel like dirt you walk over...
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honesty is the best policy, not when callin in
I had been workin for this company for 2 years almost. And it was my girlfriends 21st birthday, so we all went out....but i was still pretty drunk at 3am when had to be at work at 6a....so needless to say i called in and said i wouldnt be able to make it....and they asked why...and i said bc i was still drunk. The girl that answered the phone was my age so i figured she would understand. But my office manager soon called me back and said i was no longer employed...great. First time i had ever been fired.
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