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Real Stories About How People Got Fired From Their Jobs
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Bathroom blues
I had just been hired by a large brokerage concern after entensive interviews and contract negotiations. My 3rd day with the firm was my last however when I stupidly had, get this, burritos for breakfast, tocos for lunch and beans for dinner......don't ask me why. I had dinner at the office as I had a very important client conference in the early evening. Just as my client arrived I excused myself and went to the can as I was expierencing a gaseus feeling in my stomach. Unfortunatley the men's washroom was locked so I used the women's, thinking I was the only employee left. What a fool I was......the client, a woman, took the opportunity to go to the washroom herself, after I had gone in there. This is what she heard when she walked in........."Plffffffffffffffffff, ohhhhhhh, plffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, oh man that's bad, plfffffffffffff, fuck me thats disgusting" Here I was commenting on my own bowel movements while she stood for a good, it must have been, 2 minutes. Well I guess being caught using the women's can while doing a Bob Costas on your own shit routine by the firm's biggest client was to much for them to explain so I was 'canned" if you will.
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How convenient!
Alright, so I was working at this convenience store, Needs, and lucky enough for me, my worst enemy from high school was working there with me. Now this guy really thought he was a mastermind, but he was actually a dumbfuck. One day, my best friend walked in to the store to talk to me about a party. But my asshole co-worker started bitching about how I can't hold up lines, and how my friend had to buy something. There was no line, but he bought an 85 cent tic-tac. He gave me 3 quarters, I said it's fine. My co-worker saw it as an opportunity. He was closing up that night, so he shut off the security cameras and robbed the register along with a lot of random shit. The next day me and him were brought to the boss's office, and it turns out he only shut off the security camera in the back room. He didn't know, and he blamed the whole thing on me. He got fired and sued, but the boss also fired me for that 10 cents which was caught on camera. Oops.
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Ho's before Bro's
I lived with my female boss. We were good friends and used to party together as well. She started to date this pretty hot guy I had a thing for, but would never act on as he was with her. Anyway she cheated on him, he dumped her and started seeing me. As you can guess, she was pissed and constantly made work and home life hell for me. I was so fed up I threw a huge party at our home ( which her parents owned and we never signed an agreement for )which got totally trashed, and topped it off by her walking into her office the next day to find her ex man giving it to me doggy style on her desk. I was fired on the spot. But totally worth it.
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oops
I was working at a tire place and the manager was rushing everyone.I got really pissed and left a wheel loose.
The guy thought it was just a flat tire until it rolled passed him.
Anyway that job sucked.
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fired again!
ok so i was working at burger king
and i got caught for eating there sandwiches
so the boss fired me
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same thing happened at mickey ds and subways!
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Best Way to get Fired
one day the boss called me in eariley. but he only calls me to come in earily. That was probblay the tenth time or so he has called me in.So, I come in all pissed off and he looks at me crazy and I roll my eyes. I am sitting thinking about how I can get fired. Then i come up with a great idea! I wrote the dirtyest note i could think of. i said he was a dick sucking asshole and things like that. I put it on his desk, hide in the bathroom and wait for the intercom to come on and call me to his office. So once I am in the office he tells me i am fired and he said if I don't get out quick enough he was going to sue me.I left out of there quicker and happier than you can say 'YOUR FIRED!'
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by by birdie
here i was walking into shoprite(my old job) and i wasd sad because of something that happened at home.my boss asked me why was i comming in late. i said that that my cat died that i had every sence i was a chils. then the bitch started to yell at me. so i opened a bottle of water that was still on the shelf ond threw it on her. then ,as a cashier, i opened the register, took all the money out, and threw it everywhere.im not even allowed to go into that store anymore. and she got a restraining order on me because she thinks i going to beat he up or kill her. ha ha. im not allowed within 100 feet from her.
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TV
So one day I was working in the doctors office I worked at and my boss called me in and told me I was doing an outstanding job at work and gave me another work day- Monday night 3pm- 11pm! That was the night and time that Dancing with the Stars was on! So I showed up for work and went in to my office- with a mini TV! So I'm like why don't I watch DWTS while I'm working, so I'm there, feet up on my desk, bag of popcorn at hane watching my favorite show. Little did I know that my boss installed a security camera in my office... I was fired the next day!
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"Fire"d
i was bored, so i lit the cash regester on fire, in result, i was fired, and never allowed to work in a Walgreens in the state of florida. Ever.
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The stealing Employee
Well I have this whiny employee who happens to steal from me. One day there was an odd sale and I went and talked to the person whose name it was under. Her name was Coco. So Im talking to Coco and she denies making the sale. I reviewed the paperwork from the past month and found my whiny employee, Sandra, had been ringing things up under all the employees names for her friends. I then reviewed the tapes, showing her ringing up this jackass, Tom, so I confronted her about it. She began to cry then turned all bitch and flipped me the bird. Right infront of a bunch of kids, too. She yelled obscinities and cried more. She then flipped off a bunch of, get this, kids!! I started to laugh as she went around screaming at this old guy. He just happened to be the new boss. She was so fired....As was her accomplice, Wyatt.....He came in the next day and he went to his register. My 13 year old son hated the both of them so he put sugar in Wyatt's gastank....I laughed with him as Wyatt tried to drive home. He got ass-ended by a semi!! After that, our store has been peacefull....For now at least.....
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G&B Sucks
I was working at the Subway through G&B in Elkin, NC. My boss was a bitch anyway. I don't think that she wanted me to be hired, but since I had connections, I was.
Anyway, she kept telling me that I would have a schedule in a week, then the next day, and so on. I never knew when I was going to work. She said that she would call if she needed me to come in.
Well, it was Halloween and I had plans to go out with a friend. That night after I already had plans,she calls me and tells me that she wants me to come in. Well, I told her that since she hadn't called me beforehand, I already had plans to go out. And then she said, OK. I go in the next afternoon at 4:30, which is the time she told me to go in, and she says that after talking to her boss, since I was so "unreliable" they didn't need me anymore. I HAD ONLY BEEN THERE FOR 2 WEEKS!!!!!!
The next day, I went to pick up my check, and she flipped me off as I walked out the door.
I went and talked to the woman that had told me about the job in the first place , and told her what had happened, and said that I wasn't the first person that it had happened to. She couldn't promise me my job back, but she said that she would see that Cindy, my boss, was fired.
Fair price to pay, huh?
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Rolling Collision
I worked that diner where you serve by wearing roller skates....One day i was carrying this BIG order of like 3 pancake orders and 8 hamburgers!! I had my nose in the air on account of being named employee of the month....I collided with a large guy and down went the tray on my customers........Bye Bye Canal House...
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shhhhhhh
Well, I had a really hot boss. She was always calling me into her office. Asking me about work and stuff. Well she invited me over to her home for dinner one time. When I walked in music was playing and I was the only one there besides her. I asked her where everyone was. She said they couldn't come. There she said she can be very bad. Of course I love bad girls. So I was like Hell ya. So we started making out. Then the next day at work she called me into her office. And asked me to go in the bathroom with her to make out and I said yes. That day it was inspection day and one of the other employees walked in and screamed. Then I got fired. But that boss was hot.
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